Thursday, November 20, 2008
Kanye State of Mind: Day 2
INTRO:Why are you so paranoid?Don't be so paranoidDon't be so...Baby, don't worry about it Hey there, don't even think about it You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong thingsYou worry bout the wrong things, the wrong thingsYou worry bout the wrong things, the wrong thingsYou worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things
VERSE #1:All of the time, you really wanna spend your whole life alone/A little time out might do ya good, might do us good before you're done for good/Because I could make it good, I could make it hood, I could make you come, I could make you gooo/I could make you hot, I could make you fly, make you touch the sky, Hey, maybe sooo/All of the time, he be up in my, checking through my cell phone, baby noYou wanna kill the vibe, on another night, here's another fight, Oh, here we go /
(Oh, here we go)HOOK:Baby, don't worry 'bout itLady, we'll go out to the floor
Anyway, they don't know you like I do (They don't know)They'll never know you (Never know)Anyway, they don't know you like I do (Never know)They'll never know you
VERSE #2All of the time, you wanna complain about the nights alone/So now, you here with me, social gratitude, leave the attitude way back at home/Yeah, you see 'em look, baby, let 'em look, give you cold looks cuz we look cold/Yeah, you heard about all the word of mouth, don't worry about what we can't control/All the talk in the world, loss in the world 'till you finally let that thing gooo/You wanna check-in to the heartbreak hotel but sorry we're closed/
HOOK:Baby, don't worry 'bout itBaby, we'll go out to the floorAnyway, (Hey!) they don't know you like I do (To the floor)They'll never know you (Never know)Anyway, they don't know you like I do (They don't know)They'll never know you
HOOK:Baby, don't worry 'bout itLady, don't even think about itYou worry bout the wrong things, the wrong thingYou worry bout the wrong thing, the wrong thingYou worry bout the wrong thing, the wrong thingYou worry bout the wrong thing...Anyway, they don't know you like I doThey'll never know youAnyway, they don't know you like I doThey'll never know youAnyway, they don't know you like I doThey'll never know youAnyway, they don't know you like I doThey'll never know you
anyway...they really, i mean really, don't know you like i know you...
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Kanye State of Mind: Day 1
First song: Heartless(wat up kristi! this is out to you!)
In the night I hear 'em talk,The coldest story ever told,Somewhere far along this roadHe lost his soulTo a woman so heartless...How could you be so heartless... ohHow could you be so heartless? *2 times
I know I've lost my mind...just deal with me for right now. DP will be back one day...
Monday, November 3, 2008
Top 5 Albums Presto's is waiting for...
Music? Yeah, it is about that time for the fall albums, which are usually when the best artist put out their new shit. Last year it was Kanye and 50 and I was not disappointed at all...at least not at Kanye's effort. 50 did an okay job but he has fell off every album after "the classic" Get rich or die tryin. He has a new one coming out next year and based on the title, Before I self-, 50 can't stand for Ye to beat him again in the sales department. 2008 has been a good year for rap music. Let me rate the top four that are out right now that are still hot.
1. T.I./Paper Trail- This has to be the realest shit T.I.P. has put out since Trap musik. There is not one song on here that I don't like and everything T.I. is spittin is from the heart. Don't sleep on this one because of his last two (cough cough) flops.
2. Lax/Game- Shit the songs I heard on there are fire, especially coming from a dude he reps a butterfly on his cheek. Tightest verse on the album? Check out Luda on "Ya Heard." "Slicker than rick the ruler whoop ass like Lex Luger, Superman, yuuuuuuuuu that ass like Lex Luther. My dicks the staple center I'll take you to see the Lakers." Luda is that dude.
3. Young Jeezy/ Recession- Hood shit. If you want some intelligent shit, Nas' untitled is right down the corner. This is for the streets. This is Jeezy. Well, sort of. It is not as good as Motivation 101 but it is a definite must over The Inspiration. I think Wednesday on the bus I will be playing..."My president is black, my jordans baby blue, and I'll be got damn that I'm 17 too!"
4. Nas/Untitiled- Just because If I didn't have him on here, someone would say I don't know real music.
5. Carter III/ Wayne- Young Molla baby! This album is annoyning as hell now that I have listened to it 100 times but some songs on there still keep me pumping. No matter what people say about Wayne, the Carter III did not disappoint but it was hyped too much. Next year expect Mixtape Weezy that has 1,000 guest appearances but no new album. He is so good at that....
Now time to hit y'all with the top 5 albums that Presto is waiting on..

- If you have heard any of T-Pain's "Pre-rings" mixtape, you can tell as of late the man is trying to showcase all of his talents. One of them being is uncanny ability to actually spit a little bit when he raps. I can actually see that T-Pain could have been a rap star but those cat in the hat hats don't necessarily make you "so hood" to me, Pain. But I have listened to majority of this album and let me tell you, it is the truth. I mean I thought I would get sick of the auto-tune after a while and that Pain would just play himself out but this album had me jiggin all the way through. Don't expect just the singles he puts out now to be the only hot songs on the album(Ephinany anyone?). Pain has songs for every occasion and it is like 20 plus tracks so this is obviously is best album to date. And there is just something about his new song "Chopped and Screwed" and that has me thinking back to what happened to me at homecoming...I'm off track, sorry. Anyways, this one hits stores next Tuesday so go cop it.
2. Ace Hood -Gutta
What the f*ck? Who is Ace Hood? Oh, that dude that be hanging out with Khalid with the long dreads? But it is like a hundred of those mothafuckers in dade county!!! No, No, my friends. Ace Hood is definitely not like those other dread swinging cats in Florida. There is something about this dude's swag that has me anticipating his album. Go on itunes, limewire, frostwire, or wherever you get your music and type this guy's name in. His freestyles are pretty crucial and he has some club bangers on deck. And I am ashamed that I only started using the term "cash flow" when I heard his song. Knock knock bang bang where the cast at! Ace Hood is where it is at and he is the rookie y'all are sleeping on.
3. 808's and heartbreak- Kanye West
'I'm not loving you, way I wanted to. I'm not loving you, way I wanted to. So keep yo love lockdown!!!!!!!!! All I can say is that Ye can pull of anything and auto tune is not any different. Since I just got through with a heartbreak of my own( you know who you are girl) I can see the pathos in his music. I'm feeling it and every time I listen to new Kanye, I get hooked to the chorus. The new one? "Bout the baddest girl I ever seen!!!/From movies out the tv screen!!!"
4. Thearte of the Mind- Ludacris
Ludacris should be claimed the best rapper alive. period. blank. I know I'm going to get a lot of heat from that statement but let me tell you that the boy Luda is on a roll. Have you have the Gangta Grill Mixtape "The Preview"? If you havent', you need to download it right now and listen to it and tell me Luda is not top 5 in the game right now. This new album comes out the same day as Kanye's so expect me to cop both. November 25. Expect album reviews on both albums as soon as the hit the shelves. and to let y'all know, theatre of the mind co-starrs insteads of features. pretty catchy huh? f*ck y'all moving along.
5. Rich Boy- Buried Alive
What? no Detox? no Slim Shady? no Weezy? no Gucci...who the hell am I kidding. No it is none of these guys I want to see more than Rich Boy. If you are ignorant to Rich boy just because of "Throw some D's", then you don't know Rich Boy. Go and listen to Bigger than the Mayor, his feature mixtape for 2008. That mixtape is better than most of the rap albums that came out this year and Rich boy is just toying with the beats. The man may be hard to understand at first with that 'Bama talk but once you hear what he has to say...the man speaks the truth and he is hood. Buried Alive is scheduled to hit shelves next year and I'll be ready. Y'all dudes better get ya knowledge up.
One more note...My birthday is minutes away!!!!!!!! 17 and counting!!! Go out and vote and make a change! and this has been a post by Kid Presto...in case you didn't know so.
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Kid Lockdown
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Letter to Kobe bean Bryant
This is one of your biggest fans, DP aka double-cinco. My number on my high school team is 55 out of respect to the whit hot eboy, Jason Williams, but who gives a damn about him right now? White Chocalate who? Anyway I have a deep, I mean fucking deep as the first tatoo man crush I just cannot hide form you anymore. By no means am I on the other side of the mountain or a coco for coco puffs, I just admire every fucking aspect of your flawless game. From the way you drive relentlessy to the hole, the improved passing you have displayed, the way you kick your leg out when you fade on a futile defender, and your hawk-like killer instinct amaze the dog shit out of me. You are the greatest. period. You have inspired me to right the first meaningful piece of my summer blog, Mamba. I know the haters are on your back like you are on white women but I truly don't give a damn. FTH. They don't understand your excellence on the court. They don't understand that you lead your team from a 17 point defect in game 5 of the WCF against the nursery home known as the spurs. When your team was broke from the field, when Lamar was being Lamar and Pau was acting like Paula Abdul, you stepped up tremendously. You constantly creamed your boy Bowen with jumpshot after jumpshot. Hell, Tim Duncan couldn't even mess with your J-work. You where wetter than a bust-it baby, and all of my bust-it babies are.....let us not get into that and back to you. But all the point in the world doesn't keep me infatuated with you Kobe. No, No, No, I don't care about that shit. It is the leader that you have become and your will to win that makes me want to cry. I'm not going to front, sometimes you let me down big time. See 2004, COLORADO OR 2006 GAME 7 AGAINST THE SUNS. But you always find a way to slither your way back into my heart. You are one sneaky mothafucker and you know it. This year you have been just the consummate teammate, making your teammates better and believing in them has really boosted their swagger and confidence. Look at Jordan Farmar and Sasha for example. Last year they didn't even make the bench look admirable. But this year with hard ass off-season work and you pushing them to their limits, they are the future. Especially that big eared Farmar. I usually don't care for UCLA point guards but he is the future. BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU DARREN COLLISON. Kobe you have just played with a look in your eye that just hypnotizes me man. I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN MJ AND I AM WILLING TO DEBATE ANY MAN OR WOMAN ON MY STATEMENT AND NOBODY CAN'T TELL MY STUBBORN ASS NOTHING. I just look at what you accomplished tonight-39 points(26 in the second half) 3 assist(not great but you dominated the game) and most of all, a trip back to the NBA Finals. My heart extracted from its' chambers when I saw that you beat the granny panty spurs. Most importantly, you proved you could get to a Finals without the BIG SHAQ DADDY. He is a bitch to me now and his fat ass is sitting at home right now having a good time with himself watching porn and drinking vitamin water. I mean the man's wife did leave him so what other resort does he have? You know Shaq is hating right now but so is every other human being on the planet earth. Some people's basketball live focus on hating you because you are the greatest. But you know what? FUCK THEM! You proved the spectators wrong and you are in the Promise Land. Only four games left and you get to go to Disney Land. K just want you to know Kobe Bean Bryant that no matter what occurs in the Finals, you are the man of the hour and of the year IMO. period. and after seeing one of your greatest performances ever...I am convinced you are better than Micheal Jefferey Jordan. period. Don't let me down Kobe. I know you won't. play wit it.
Double-cinco out.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Play wit it Points 4 Yo Thursday
- If I have learned anything from watching last nights game between L.A. and S.A. it is to never count out the Mamba. NEVER. I have to admit that I was looking like a "petrified puppy"(word to Stephen A. Smith" when I cut on the game in the middle of the third quarter.(I missed most of the game because I was at my homeboy's church having a good time:. 65-45 the score read. Kobe only attempted 9 shots all game. Odom was MIA and Pau was playing like his name was Paula. Mainly meaning SOFT. fISH WASN'T EVEN FLOWING THE THREES SO I knew this was not the original blueprint for the Lakers. The Spurs were hitting on all cylinders on the the other side of the fence, however. I loathe to admit this secret from the depths of the gas chamber called my heart but Tim Duncan is f*cking unstoppable. Nobody on the Lakers ROSTER seems fit to even walk on the same court as Duncan did last night. I personally believe that Paula Gasol was Tim's little b*tch for the night. TP was doing an a decent job and Manu was an un X-factor(thank God). But through all the fire through the wire the 4th quarter finally came. And with that came the wrath of the Mamba aka as "Triple Ocho"(I despise Reggie Miller's guts) and it was booty talk ugly for the Spurs. Kobe could not be denied in the second half at all. From his eloquent walk-it-out and two steps on Manu to his flawless jumper in the Gangsta Grill of Brucey, Kobe scored 25 of his 27 points in the second half. Like the Incredible Hulk, Kobe went into Mvp beast mode,especially in the final seconds of the game when it was tied 85-85. With time running out on the shot clock the ball was in...well yeah Kobe's hand. The Spurs attempt of a trap was futile as Kobe ran circles around it and drove Bruce Bruce to the rack. Just a little push off for room was all Kobe needed(Bruce exaggerated to the extreme with that fake flop) and it was nothing but BLOOMER LEGS as my dad would so emphatically put it. 87-85. In the end, however, the Spurs had a chance to take the lead with a Ginobli-huck-a three but it was not meant to be. Young Vucchi got the rebound with 7 seconds left. GAME, SET, MATCH. LA wins 89-85.
- I was very proud at the heart of the Lakers to pull this one out. I know one thing for certain though and that is that LA CANNOT allow such a bogus lead build up on them in the next game. I thought that Lamar and Fish should have been more involved in the game but it was a great night for Kobe and the role players to save their asses out of hot water.
Keys for Game 2
- Simple-Let Duncan get his(30 and 18 for game 1) grown man on and limit Parker and Manu.
- Is it just me or is Reggie Miller quickly becoming the George Bush of broadcasting in general? Just pondering.
Play wit it. DP out.
Monday, May 19, 2008
No Matter What
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Monday, April 28, 2008
LA Lakers vs. Denver Nuggets-Game 4 notes
1st quarter
- 12-6 early in the game right now. LA. Damn Hawks -Celts made me miss the early beginning!
- Reggie Miller is announcing the game...Why God? Why?
- Denver can't rebound worth crap early on. and Camby gets two quickies...Hell yeah this is good.
- Fisher swats Ivy's sh*t, but AI comes back and knocks down the jumper. 14-8 LA.
- I really want to reach inside the T.V. and whoop Reggie's ass. And what is dude wearing. Stephen A. Smith says step your game up.
- Kobe drills the three, cold-blooded.18-8
- NeNe! I'm rooting for this guy. jumper good. 18-10.
- J.R. Smith checks into the game, I call him "instant minute maid", kid has the juice.
- Kobe hits the fadeaway off glass-21-10.
- Melo fights hard for his and gets a lay in. 21-12.
- Iverson drives and it's....yep.21-14.
- Iverson drills another jumper. 21-16. 6-0 run for the Nuggs.
- Odom goes lefty for lay in. 23-16.
- Kobe gets the fast break and passes it 2 Fish 4 three. wet wet. 26-16.
- Just noticed something-Iverson doesn't give a damn anymore. He is doing his Philly thing again and he has that look in his eyes again.
- Odom does a beautiful pass to Gasol for the a La mode dunk. 30-20. LA
- Ne-Ne gets the re off a Carmelo miss and gets an and one. 30-23. LA. The nuggets are scrappy tonight. I'll give them that much.
- The Lakers end out the quarter with two free-throws from Farmar and the score is 32-23. LA.
2nd quarter
- FARMAR! Beastin on the lay up. 34-23
- I swear this is the longest jumpshot I've ever seen Lamar Odom make. 36-23. LA
- Anthony"didn't I just start last week" Carter gets a nice lay-in. 36-35. Eduardo Nuja joins in too on a dunk. 36-27. LA
- Jordan splashes one at the end of the shot clock.38-27. I'm glad Farmar left UCLA. I can't say the same for you, Darren Collison.
- J.R. flies in for two. What if this guy was with LA? OMG I don't even want to imagine it.
- Benga SIGHTING. HE JUST SHITTED ON THE WHOLE DENVER ROSTER. SHITTED MEANING DUNK THE HELL OUT OF THE BALL. WHERE HAS THIS GUY COME FROM?
- Iverson....hits again. 40-31. LA
- Sasha aka VUCHHI! splashes a three. this kid is a J.R. without the hops. 43-34. LA
- Bryant passes to Benga for another SHIT. 45-34. Benga is playing like he has finally seen a basketball.
- Kobe grills Eduardo for three. 48-36.
- Kobe goes all the way for the reverse lay-in. 50-38.LA
- J.R....SHITS AGAIN. 50-40.
- Kobe steal a save attempt by Carter and goes to the hole...SHIT BABY. 52-40.LA
- Martin makes a floater.52-44.
- Melo shakes the whole Laker D down for the reverse lay-in. 54-48. LA
- Vlad Rad takes it in on Melo. 56-48.
- Martin gets a pass from Melo and slams it in. 56-50.LA. Kenyon screams after the foul,"It ain't over!" "It ain't over!" Kobe, please get this peasant.
- Camby goes down like a weak pussy and Gasol shits. 58-50. LA.
- Iverson comes back in and scoops a right hand lay-in. 58-52.
- Pau hits the lay-up right at the buzzer. 64-54. LA
3rd quarter
- Melo gets a pass form Campy for an and-one to start the quarter. 64-57. LS
- Kobe just big boys Anthony Carter for a sweet shot off the glass. 66-57.
- Iverson bitches again once Pau swats his crap and he gets a technical pretty quick. Please, NO BITCHASSNESS A.I.
- Melo misses the perfect alley to get the crowd involved. freakin pussy man. dude doesn't look good right now.
- Iverson pulls up on Fish. money. 66-59. LA
- Carmelo drives all the way to the hole for an easy lay up. 66-63.LA. This is very nerve wracking for a L.A. fan right about now.
- Vlad Rad gets freaky with it and drills a three. 69-63. LA
- Walton does his best "Bill" impersonation and takes Carter to school down low. Wow
- Iverson goes all the way for the reverse(this mothef*cker is playing his ass off). 71-65 LA
- J.R. Smith drills a three...damn. 71-68.
- Kobe fouls J.R. on the three? 71 tight.
- Sailor Linas drills the jumper and I am hot as hell right now. 73-71...nuggets(if I write in caps from now on, it is me screamin my ass off at the T.V.)
- DAMN! LA play some defense. Vlad..well he shuts me up for the moment as he pops a three. 76-75.LA.
- Odom, please come back.
- Walton picks up Kobe's scraps and drains79-77 LA.
- Kobe is playing like shit right now and he needs to crank it up in the fourth. Please no T-mac showings, Kobe.
4th quarter
- Lamar does the fast break all by himself. 82-77. LA
- Who the fuck can stop Iverson...I'm guessing no one.
- Melo SHITS on Benga. 82-81. LA
- VUCCHI! STAND UP! tHREE GOOD MANE. 85-81. la
- cOULD la GET A CALL REFS? THANKS.
- Kobe fouled J.R. Smith AGAIN from three. calm the hell down KB.
- Kobe drills that motha lover right in Martins grill. 90-88. LA
- WTF? The nuggets shouldn't be this close. 90 tight after Melo lay in.
- Kobe...is getting on..5 straight points. 93-90.LA
- KB...7 straight points. Its is a f*ckin joke for J.R. to even be on hem. 95-90.
- I don't know how J.R. does it. 95-93...He steals the Kobe pass and ....no comment. and one on lay-in. 96-95...nuggets.
- Kobe hits another jumper. J.R. vs. Kobe for the win? I put my money on Kobe.
- Walton wide open...............for three?.....BOOM BABY BOOM! 100-96. LA. God I hope LA can play some D.
- Carmelo and Kenyon foul out of the game. Kenyon's words of "It ain't over" keep popping in my head.
- Kobe goes off glass and hits the jumper.DAMN KB HAS LIKE 11 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER. 103-98.LA
- Camby hits a three...lucky crap but Lamar passes it to Pau for the SHIT. 105-101-LA
- Kobe steals J.R.'s pass and NeNe fouls out. This is it man! Iverson looks like he wants to be in Philly right now.
- JR airballs the three and my heart lifts free as the series is done. SWEEPERIFIC BABY. 107-101. LA
DP thoughts
-This has to be the best game I've seen Denver play all season. They were hustling, playing excellent offense, but again defense was their Achilles heel. A.I. played his heart on his sleeve again, J.R. balled like his name depended on it, and Carmelo, hey I have no words for that man. I feel he trashed his team badly and when it came it for him to put up...his ass was pussy once again. This offseason the nuggets really need to make some adjustments for the future of their franchise.
MY SUGGESTION: PEACE OUT MELO
ONE WORD ABOUT LA: KOBE MOTHAF*CKERS. PLAY WIT IT. DP OUT.