Letter to Kobe bean Bryant

Dear Kobe Bean Bryant aka Black Mamba aka Triple Ocho,

This is one of your biggest fans, DP aka double-cinco. My number on my high school team is 55 out of respect to the whit hot eboy, Jason Williams, but who gives a damn about him right now? White Chocalate who? Anyway I have a deep, I mean fucking deep as the first tatoo man crush I just cannot hide form you anymore. By no means am I on the other side of the mountain or a coco for coco puffs, I just admire every fucking aspect of your flawless game. From the way you drive relentlessy to the hole, the improved passing you have displayed, the way you kick your leg out when you fade on a futile defender, and your hawk-like killer instinct amaze the dog shit out of me. You are the greatest. period. You have inspired me to right the first meaningful piece of my summer blog, Mamba. I know the haters are on your back like you are on white women but I truly don't give a damn. FTH. They don't understand your excellence on the court. They don't understand that you lead your team from a 17 point defect in game 5 of the WCF against the nursery home known as the spurs. When your team was broke from the field, when Lamar was being Lamar and Pau was acting like Paula Abdul, you stepped up tremendously. You constantly creamed your boy Bowen with jumpshot after jumpshot. Hell, Tim Duncan couldn't even mess with your J-work. You where wetter than a bust-it baby, and all of my bust-it babies are.....let us not get into that and back to you. But all the point in the world doesn't keep me infatuated with you Kobe. No, No, No, I don't care about that shit. It is the leader that you have become and your will to win that makes me want to cry. I'm not going to front, sometimes you let me down big time. See 2004, COLORADO OR 2006 GAME 7 AGAINST THE SUNS. But you always find a way to slither your way back into my heart. You are one sneaky mothafucker and you know it. This year you have been just the consummate teammate, making your teammates better and believing in them has really boosted their swagger and confidence. Look at Jordan Farmar and Sasha for example. Last year they didn't even make the bench look admirable. But this year with hard ass off-season work and you pushing them to their limits, they are the future. Especially that big eared Farmar. I usually don't care for UCLA point guards but he is the future. BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU DARREN COLLISON. Kobe you have just played with a look in your eye that just hypnotizes me man. I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN MJ AND I AM WILLING TO DEBATE ANY MAN OR WOMAN ON MY STATEMENT AND NOBODY CAN'T TELL MY STUBBORN ASS NOTHING. I just look at what you accomplished tonight-39 points(26 in the second half) 3 assist(not great but you dominated the game) and most of all, a trip back to the NBA Finals. My heart extracted from its' chambers when I saw that you beat the granny panty spurs. Most importantly, you proved you could get to a Finals without the BIG SHAQ DADDY. He is a bitch to me now and his fat ass is sitting at home right now having a good time with himself watching porn and drinking vitamin water. I mean the man's wife did leave him so what other resort does he have? You know Shaq is hating right now but so is every other human being on the planet earth. Some people's basketball live focus on hating you because you are the greatest. But you know what? FUCK THEM! You proved the spectators wrong and you are in the Promise Land. Only four games left and you get to go to Disney Land. K just want you to know Kobe Bean Bryant that no matter what occurs in the Finals, you are the man of the hour and of the year IMO. period. and after seeing one of your greatest performances ever...I am convinced you are better than Micheal Jefferey Jordan. period. Don't let me down Kobe. I know you won't. play wit it.

Double-cinco out.